A little old lady who Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel Knock Knock Who’s there I am. Knock Knock Who’s there A little old lady. I heard you had some cavities that needed filling. A broken pencil who Never mind, it’s pointless. Me, I can only do the missionary positionīlack Beard the Pirate because I got that booty I’m just trying to get the carpet to match the drapes When you’re done, make sure to check out our best jokes for kids and best jokes for little kids Knock, knock Who’s there Owls say Owls say who Yes. There are 55, which is just 14 shy of 69 (see what I did there?). Below is a graduated list of adult themed dirty knock knock jokes. From our childhood to teenage years, then into adulthood, these gems are responsible for a lot of laughter and a few pity chuckles.
Some are simpler, while others are actually kind of sophisticated and high-brow with their punning, and better for older kids, and fellow adults who you want to make simultaneously guffaw and roll their eyes.Much like “the chicken that crossed the road”, “knock knock” jokes have long been a staple of the joke telling world. Some of them actually made me laugh out loud (especially the ones which involve poo my own sense of humor may not have evolved too far past age eight). Below we offer 20 knock-knock jokes that aren’t (completely) lame. We found 17 for you to share with your kids or tell them. For a child a good (or bad) knock knock joke can also be a nice break from trying to understand their parent’s dry or sarcastic senses of humor. The punchline is corny, and they already know it’s coming - having heard the same setups since their own childhood (“Interrupting cow!”).įor parents who want to encourage their children’s budding senses of humor, while not having to force a weary smile at knock-knock jokes they’ve heard a hundred times before, the thing to do is introduce some fresher takes into the family. We think knock, knock jokes are not only a good way to get your children to share a laugh with you, but also a childhood rite of passage. And remember: being silly implies you know you’re being silly. Having fun together with someone is part of what makes us long to be with them. Romance is, after all, about being silly together as much as it is about being sexy together. So terrible that they are, in fact, cute sometimes. The reason adults don’t appreciate knock-knock jokes is equally understandable. Knock, knock jokes are generally terrible. The reason kids appreciate knock-knock jokes is understandable: they’ve got a structure that’s easy to remember and deliver, and the punchline incorporates the kind of non-sophisticated wordplay and puns that kids readily get. Whether in algebra or calculus class, or just at random, try out a few of these math-ively funny knock knock jokes. They tend to elicit eye-rolls from adults, but much laughter from children, who not only like to hear them, but enjoy telling them to others - especially their joke-weary parents. But even those who arent 'math people' can get a great chuckle out of math jokes, particularly when they come with a 'knock, knock' at the beginning. Knock-knock jokes remain divisive to this day. But even those who aren't 'math people' can get a great chuckle out of math jokes, particularly when they come with a 'knock, knock' at the beginning. In 1936, writer Haywood Bale Broun made his distaste for the trend clear with his caustic twist on the form:Ī gang of vigilantes armed with machine guns, leather straps and brass knuckles to thump the breath out of anybody who persists in playing this blame fool knock-knock game.
Knock-knock joke contests were staged, and a few knock-knock joke clubs were even formed.īut as quickly as this genre of humor rose to prominence, it was just as quickly, well, knocked by critics who found the setup hokey and tiresome. Knock jokes as we know them today emerged around 1936, and soon became a veritable craze: they were shared on the radio, printed in newspapers, used by businesses in ads, and incorporated into songs.
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